I was in a restaurant leaving the salad bar and returning to my table. I ended up behind a few other people who were walking up a narrow aisle towards some stairs so I had to patiently wait my chance behind them.
While waiting, patiently I might add, I was standing next to a family seated at a table dining. There were two women, a mother and grandmother if I had to guess and I would never attempt to discern who was which aloud. With maturity comes wisdom. Seated with the two women was a young boy about 5 or 6 years of age.
Anyway… I’m standing next to their table waiting my turn to ascend the steps when the elder of the two women points at me and says aloud to the little boy, “Look at that big muscular guy, he’s eating salad!”
Ladies you want to make a man blush, that’s how ya do it.
I looked over at the child and he had one of those “in-deep-reflective-thought” expressions on his face, as he curiously examined me from head to toe.
He quickly turned to the elder woman and said, “Ok I’ll try some!”